Review Round-Up

with Bryan Menegus

Hollywood Undead- American Tragedy
Grade: :(

Who left a drum machine in an abattoir for the developmentally challenged? Hollywood Undead take the masked tomfoolery Slipknot capitalized on a decade ago and slap it against hip-hop so ignorant, so devoid of anything resembling talent or humanity that Insane Clown Posse look like Harvard grads by comparison. Nothing on this record can possibly be relevant to anyone except the lowest denominator of society. Honestly, who let these idiots make music? This must be what EST feels like. I sincerely hope American Tragedy, or for that matter any of the music these buffoons make, will never sully my headphones after today.

RIYL: The benefits of being deaf